HAPPY EASTER !!

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

"What are you doing in the there?' she asked.

The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?',

to which the lady replied "Yes."

"Well" the rabbit said, I'M WESTING."

" HOPPY" " EASTER "

P.S. I couldn't resist passing this one from my e-mail buddy: Judi M

Seussism's !!!!

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you want. You are the guy who'll decide where to go. ~Dr. Seuss~

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr. Seuss~

Today is your day. Your mountain is waiting. So get on your way. ~Dr Seuss~

And when they played they really played. And when they worked, they really worked.

~Dr. Seuss~

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lots, nothing is going to get better. It's not, It's not. ~Dr. Seuss~

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try !! ~Dr. Seuss~

FEBRUARY

When February tires of her somber dress

She tucks ice diamonds in her hair

With charming carelessness...

Sometimes she enfolds herself

In cloak of ermine snow...

And always, at her waist she wears

A Valentine-red bow !!!

by: Mary R. Hurley

NOSTALGIA

This is a test, only a test.....how many can remember this song, and Charlie Chaplin? This is a beautiful song.

COMPUTER VIRUS WARNING

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (done that!)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! (that too!)
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. (yep!)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (who me!)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (well darn!)
6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you are finished. (not again!)
7. Causes you to hit DELETE' when you should hit 'SEND '. (and I just hate that!)
8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE' (Oh No !!)

IT IS CALLED THE C-NILE VIRUS !!!!!

MEMORIES

A little house with three bedrooms and one car on the street,

a mower that you had to push to make the grass look great.

In the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone

and no need for recording things, someone was always home.

We only had a living room where we could congregate,

unless it was at meetings in the kitchen where we ate.

We had no need for family rooms or extra rooms to dine,

when meeting as a family those two rooms would work out fine.

We only had one TV set and channels maybe two,

but always there was one of them with something worth a view.

For snacks we had potato chips that tasted like a chip,

and if you wanted flavor there was Lipton's onion dip.

Store-bought snacks were rare, because my Mother loved to cook,

And nothing could compare to snacks in Betty Crocker's book.

Weekends were for family trips or staying home to play,

we all did things together-even go to church to pray.

When we did our weekend trips depending on the weather,

no one stayed at home, because we liked to be together.

Sometimes we would separate to do things on our own,

but we knew where the others were without our own cell-phone.

Then there were the movies with your favorite movie star,

and nothing can compare to watching movies in your car.

Then there were the picnics at the peak of summer season,

pack a lunch and find some trees and never need a reason.

Get a baseball game together with all the friends you know,

have real action playing ball-and no game video.

Remember when the doctor used to be the family friend,

and didn't need insurance or a lawyer to defend?

The way that he took care of you or what he had to do,

because he took an oath and strived to do the best for you.

(and sometimes that meant coming to your home)

Remember going to the store and shopping casually,

for when you went to pay for it you used your own money?

Nothing that you had to swipe or punch in some amount,

remember when the cashier person had to really count?

(why I think they even knew the name of everyone on every bill)

The milkman used to go from door to door,

and it was just a few cents more than going to the store.

There was a time when mailed letters came right to your door,

without a lot of junk ads sent out by every store.

The mailman knew each house by name and knew where it was sent;

there were not loads of mail addressed to 'present occupant.'

There was a time when just one glance was all that it would take,

and you would know the kind of car, the model and the make.

They didn't look like turtles trying to squeeze out every mile;

they were streamlined, white walls, fins, and really had some style.

One time the music that you played whenever you would jive,

was from a vinyl, big-holed record called a forty-five.

The record player had a post to keep them all in line,

then the records would drop done and play one at a time.

Oh sure, we had our problems then, just like we do today,

and always we were striving, trying for a better day.

Oh, the simple live we lived still seems like so much fun,

how can you explain a game, just kick the can and run?

And why would boys put baseball cards between bicycle spokes,

and for a nickel red machines had little bottled Cokes?

This life seemed so much easier and slower in some ways,

I love the new technology, but I sure miss those days.

So time moves on and so do we, and nothing stays the same,

But I sure do love to reminisce, and walk down memory lane.

Much credit to the person who put this together, whoever it was-you should have signed your name.

GUESS WHAT STAGE ???

This is a little game for you to play.....which stage are you in??? Thought you might enjoy this little cartoon...I sure do....but I'm not going to tell you which stage I am at.......

HOW MANY OF ME ????

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 132 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

I have often wondered how many people in the United States have my first and last name. I queried the above site, and found that 132 have the exact names. I wonder where they all live and what their lives are like......

There are 1,644,987 people in the U.S. named the first name Patricia.

There are 24,438 with my last name.

These are 132 with my first and last name.

FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER !!!

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE - Live Search Video

This is without a doubt, the funniest spoof video I have watched in a long time during this presidential campaign. If and when we get to the point when all the seriousness overshadows the levity, then we are in trouble. I am still laughing......enjoy !!!


FYI....I did watch the debate this past Wednesday night......and yes, there are serious issues....but to me the issue of "Joe the Plumber" borders on the ridiculous when the economy is down, mental health issues need to be addressed, the war in Iraq is costing this country billions of dollars, but the most important thing is our veterans coming back with post traumatic stress disorder, traumatic brain injuries, neck and back problems, and a myriad of other issues. Senior citizens who have worked all their lives, saved for a rainy day, and the young people who contribute to their 401-K accounts, are seeing their retirement income disappearing before their eyes. Families are being displaced because of the housing scandal, and the "fat cats" have waltzed away with the Golden Parachute payments, never being held accountable for their actions. These are serious issues that need to be addressed......

HAPPY WEDNESDAY

Have a wonderful day....and spread the smiles around....

When you smile....the world smiles with you....

When you cry.......you cry alone !!!!

FINANCIAL WARNING

• Normally I would avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON !!

Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:

American Can

Interstate Water

National Gas Company

Northern Tissue Company

• Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You might be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.

It's a tough market out there. Be careful !!!

STOCK MARKET, STOCK MARKET

Stock market, stock market

We're down on our knees;

You've got to recover

We're begging you please.

We've gotten used to easy cash

My husband and I had quite a stash.

Stock market, stock market

please go higher

If you crash, we will never recover.

written by: sidney altman

MY STORY

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat..I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it !!

HAVE A WONDERFUL, RAINY SATURDAY !!